Talking with God
Non appena Nightlight ha postato il link, mi sono recato a parlar con Dio. Volevo chiedergli come mai il mio caricatore per la batteria della fotocamera e' improvvisamente venuto meno, ma la discussione e' partita un po' per la tangente:
Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Aren't you supposed to know everything?
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
Sorry?
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
I meant...I haven't understood what you said
God:
Oh. Me either.
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Me: Hi
God: Hello. What is your name?
Me: God
God: GOD rules.
Me: LOL
God: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me: LOL LOL LOL
God: I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing.
^___^
Moses, Moses.
Me:
how's going mate?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Are you relaxing today? Is sunday
God:
Ah. I don't know whether or not I am relaxing.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself. I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
who the fuck is Paola?
God:
Try using more polite language.
Me:
ok sorry man
God:
There is no need to apologize. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". Wow!
Me:
well, i didn't do it
God:
Interesting. Why didn't you do it?
Me:
because i just said "Ok, sorry man!"
God:
Interesting explanation. What did you mean by it? There is no need to apologize. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". Er.
Me:
whatever.... you are Omnipotent and you should understand such things better than me
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it? I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
i said: whatever, man
God:
What did you mean by it? Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
anyway
God:
Anyhow.
Me:
how is your son?
God:
I am fine, thank you.
Me:
was he an hippy or what?
God:
Yeah. I can't say "yes" or "no".
Qualcuno mi ha anticipato:
Me:
lusso!
God:
Are we still talking about lusso asfregio?
Me:
...
Giuro che è la prima e l'ultima cosa che ho scritto, poi mi sono preso paura.
Me:
Man should be ruled by Lord, not by the woman of another man!
God:
Cool, man. Maybe you should ask someone older.
Me: Oh God...!
God: It's me!
Me: I see, what can you do in this world?
God: Everything, you should know that, mi consenta.
Me: Oh God...!
God: It's me!
(And so on...)
Mak, citazione errata. "Man should be ruled by Lord, not by the WILL of other men". Hai passato troppo tempo col Maccabelli!
Scarlet e' il motivo per il quale cerco sempre di limitere le citazioni al minimo. Odio venir sputtanato.
Citazionismo senza limitismo. E la metacitazione è servita.
Finalmente ho fatto un errore, stavo cominciando a montarmi la testa! :)
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