mercoledì, agosto 24, 2011

Microwave for one - Un libro da mettere sul comodino accanto al dildo



Customer Reviews:

"It used to be that I got home from work and the only thing I'd want to put in my mouth was the cold barrel of my grandfather's shotgun. Then I discovered Sonia Allison's Chicken Tetrazzini, and now there are two things".

"If you've ever wanted to impress your invisible friends and alternate personalities and show you all what a great cook they really are then this is the book for you.
Thank you Sonia for showing me all that life can indeed be enjoyed without any real sense of self worth
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"until i stumbled upon this book, my diet consisted primarily of rocks, twigs, and raw meat. this was due to being brought up by wolves. i always viewed myself as a "lone wolf" but never paid attention to my diet. upon discovering this work of art, i realized that i was wrong in my ways, and the microwave was the path to my salvation. upon discovering the "lambchops in a tender rosemary wine sauce" in this book, i knew my life was complete. i cannot speak highly enough of this recipe to the other wolves!"

"At one time I was only able to eat something that came out of a can, but thanks to this epic tome of culinary delights I am now the King of Microwave delights! Bow down before me m'ladies and noblemen! Huzzah!"

Tutto e questo e molto altro: Microwave for one.
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2 commenti:

byfluss ha detto...

Tesoro, tu devi prendere questo post, il libro ed il dildo sportivo e cacciarli in un frullatore.
Fatto?
Bene, poi ti spiego dove devi metterteli.

Ignazio ha detto...

Dallo stesso autore di "guida galattica per uomini eroticissimi", "Il canzoniere eroticissimo" e "il ritratto Di Ero Ticissimo" ecco per voi "mixer for one".
Un'opera eroticissima.